Monday, October 31, 2005
List of the day
1st woke up late jumped into Woopie costume and ran to car
2nd didn’t have enough time to de-ice windshield drove anyway under nil visibility
3rd listen to the radio as Bush described his new ultra conservative Justice nomination Samuel Alito
4th Blasted a little bubble gum power pop band Home Grown to release some tension
5th Buddha’s tire pressure light flashed on at 6:25 am on Peña Boulevard when I was about 5 minutes from work which starts at 6:30…tire is flat
6th I take the Woopie off and start to change the tire in a frigid 30 degree Colorado weather while pink sweats are on
7th Cars pass-by the exit ramp at 70mph plus which strikes terror into the heart of a naked whoopee
8th A.J. a guy I have never met stops to help. He probably thought I was a girl in my pink sweats…many kudos to A.J.
9th Get to work 30minutes late
10th press the fart button on my machine repeatedly for an equivalent of repeated laughter from co-workers
11th Fidget a bit…why not??? It’s Halloween who needs to work after all?
12th work but to describe it would only elicit depression
13th eat partake in costume contest and win Holiday Inn pens!!! Yes agenda accomplished
14th work my ass off so I can leave a half hour early and buy new tires…I will make up time on Friday
15th go to Montebello for new tires...it’s near work and for non-Denverites…Montebello is the ghetto
16th pull up to Big-O and all the hard gangsta men stare me down…after all I am a big pink whoopee cushion
17th wait for an hour for a tire service that costs $565
18th go to school and make the fart sounds for all the bystanders at the college coffee shop…laughs were had
19th Go to class expecting some people to be dressed to my dismay…this is not the case
20th realized I go to a boring school and I must be, “…on a mission from God” (a Blues Brother’s reference) to add some flava to my school
21st leave school unable to wait and chat with my Spanish professor because I wanted to see my beautiful niece’s costume before she left my grandmother’s house
Long story short is my inspiration was just spent on a long drawn out list of arbitrary events and not necessarily the most climatic of my day. I wanted to write about the importance of Halloween and how I appreciate it so much more as an adult working in the “Real World.” Now that that idea popped up in my head I have exerted my time and energy just flowing on a list and the lack of time being key in my life along with lack of sleep…I hope to really expand on the ideas I had on that topic later. For now the charisma stricken stride I had in my steps…in my essence must go unexpressed in my writing…for I admit that I too am a boring automaton at times who doesn’t want to debate the existence of possessive pronouns…I pseudo-forgot something because I never properly encoded it …quick don’t what’s on the front of a penny??? and the location of things??? betcha can’t tell me…there is a memory term for remembering the first letter of something but not the correct something….anywho…personal pronouns are the same as subject pronouns…Me don’t own a brain right now…and I’m $565 shorter and charisma unequipped…ta ta
1st woke up late jumped into Woopie costume and ran to car
2nd didn’t have enough time to de-ice windshield drove anyway under nil visibility
3rd listen to the radio as Bush described his new ultra conservative Justice nomination Samuel Alito
4th Blasted a little bubble gum power pop band Home Grown to release some tension
5th Buddha’s tire pressure light flashed on at 6:25 am on Peña Boulevard when I was about 5 minutes from work which starts at 6:30…tire is flat
6th I take the Woopie off and start to change the tire in a frigid 30 degree Colorado weather while pink sweats are on
7th Cars pass-by the exit ramp at 70mph plus which strikes terror into the heart of a naked whoopee
8th A.J. a guy I have never met stops to help. He probably thought I was a girl in my pink sweats…many kudos to A.J.
9th Get to work 30minutes late
10th press the fart button on my machine repeatedly for an equivalent of repeated laughter from co-workers
11th Fidget a bit…why not??? It’s Halloween who needs to work after all?
12th work but to describe it would only elicit depression
13th eat partake in costume contest and win Holiday Inn pens!!! Yes agenda accomplished
14th work my ass off so I can leave a half hour early and buy new tires…I will make up time on Friday
15th go to Montebello for new tires...it’s near work and for non-Denverites…Montebello is the ghetto
16th pull up to Big-O and all the hard gangsta men stare me down…after all I am a big pink whoopee cushion
17th wait for an hour for a tire service that costs $565
18th go to school and make the fart sounds for all the bystanders at the college coffee shop…laughs were had
19th Go to class expecting some people to be dressed to my dismay…this is not the case
20th realized I go to a boring school and I must be, “…on a mission from God” (a Blues Brother’s reference) to add some flava to my school
21st leave school unable to wait and chat with my Spanish professor because I wanted to see my beautiful niece’s costume before she left my grandmother’s house
Long story short is my inspiration was just spent on a long drawn out list of arbitrary events and not necessarily the most climatic of my day. I wanted to write about the importance of Halloween and how I appreciate it so much more as an adult working in the “Real World.” Now that that idea popped up in my head I have exerted my time and energy just flowing on a list and the lack of time being key in my life along with lack of sleep…I hope to really expand on the ideas I had on that topic later. For now the charisma stricken stride I had in my steps…in my essence must go unexpressed in my writing…for I admit that I too am a boring automaton at times who doesn’t want to debate the existence of possessive pronouns…I pseudo-forgot something because I never properly encoded it …quick don’t what’s on the front of a penny??? and the location of things??? betcha can’t tell me…there is a memory term for remembering the first letter of something but not the correct something….anywho…personal pronouns are the same as subject pronouns…Me don’t own a brain right now…and I’m $565 shorter and charisma unequipped…ta ta
# posted by Nick D @ 9:41 PM 
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Ah! So you are a New Year's baby! Well, I can see how that might kinda suck.
The image of you changing your tire on the highway in pink sweat pants was just hilarious! You have brass 'uns for wearing that costume. My hat goes off to you.
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The image of you changing your tire on the highway in pink sweat pants was just hilarious! You have brass 'uns for wearing that costume. My hat goes off to you.
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