Tuesday, October 25, 2005
On the seat of danger…with a sudden twist of irony
Oh, how my life is filled with an incessant adrenaline high from the non-stop danger I’m faced with…I’ll tell you what full time accounting positions and campus life is not what one might scoff it out to be…it’s an adventure. My daily battle with paper cuts and finding that perfect ergonomic position would put the daily happenings of any police office to shame. Or how about my accelerated drives for parking as I flip a bitch to steal an overpriced parking spot from a poor unsuspecting fellow commuting student? My life, a life that any bank robber wouldn’t steal. Writing about cheesy puns... I’ve decided since my life is not the glory of adventure that most other lives crack up to be…Than I had to make some adventure. I’m really not a bad person. I have ethics but the story goes like this. I was in one ordinary journalism class when this crazy over ambitious girl, Sara, started to go ape-shit on our professor. Apparently she found something crazy wrong on our exam (some loophole and it forced her to commit an error.) She literally bitched at my teacher for 15 minutes. Our professor said, “It’s one pint I’m not going to give it to you Sara.” She was un-relentless until the crux of the situation waned in her favor and our professor gave in. It was 15 ridiculous minutes over one point on an exam. It was exhausting to experience and I’m glad I get to vent it here. But after the class the girl left her leads in the recycling bin. Of course I went into the box and stole the goods FBI style. I just wanted to read her papers and learn more about her personality…Boy, I was surprised to find someone who writes journalism class leads cheesy then I do. She wrote, “An elderly couple was leaving a steak house when they got into a car wreck which was more than they could chew.” I can tell from this writing that she has a tough girl professional exterior but she is really just a sweet young endeavoring student like the rest of us. This is where my adventure came into this writing…As I type this confession I’m sitting about three computers away from her…But wait!!! Life is stranger than fiction…I just got my test back from my professor (I’m only typing this b/c this class is one of this typing class lab) and I see a point I 100% disagree with…I shit you not, I can’t believe this 86% I got on my test crap. But would it be ethical to ask my professor to change my grade after this long rant against Sara???? I think not, I’ll try for my point back anyway.
Oh, how my life is filled with an incessant adrenaline high from the non-stop danger I’m faced with…I’ll tell you what full time accounting positions and campus life is not what one might scoff it out to be…it’s an adventure. My daily battle with paper cuts and finding that perfect ergonomic position would put the daily happenings of any police office to shame. Or how about my accelerated drives for parking as I flip a bitch to steal an overpriced parking spot from a poor unsuspecting fellow commuting student? My life, a life that any bank robber wouldn’t steal. Writing about cheesy puns... I’ve decided since my life is not the glory of adventure that most other lives crack up to be…Than I had to make some adventure. I’m really not a bad person. I have ethics but the story goes like this. I was in one ordinary journalism class when this crazy over ambitious girl, Sara, started to go ape-shit on our professor. Apparently she found something crazy wrong on our exam (some loophole and it forced her to commit an error.) She literally bitched at my teacher for 15 minutes. Our professor said, “It’s one pint I’m not going to give it to you Sara.” She was un-relentless until the crux of the situation waned in her favor and our professor gave in. It was 15 ridiculous minutes over one point on an exam. It was exhausting to experience and I’m glad I get to vent it here. But after the class the girl left her leads in the recycling bin. Of course I went into the box and stole the goods FBI style. I just wanted to read her papers and learn more about her personality…Boy, I was surprised to find someone who writes journalism class leads cheesy then I do. She wrote, “An elderly couple was leaving a steak house when they got into a car wreck which was more than they could chew.” I can tell from this writing that she has a tough girl professional exterior but she is really just a sweet young endeavoring student like the rest of us. This is where my adventure came into this writing…As I type this confession I’m sitting about three computers away from her…But wait!!! Life is stranger than fiction…I just got my test back from my professor (I’m only typing this b/c this class is one of this typing class lab) and I see a point I 100% disagree with…I shit you not, I can’t believe this 86% I got on my test crap. But would it be ethical to ask my professor to change my grade after this long rant against Sara???? I think not, I’ll try for my point back anyway.
# posted by Nick D @ 5:11 PM 
