Thursday, October 20, 2005
That a Boy Slacker?
One eight hour day and that’s all it took. One women’s study course and I had been altered enough to be a metaphysical guru. After all, man is only three small letters dwarfed by the importance of what two more powerful letters make. Just look at what two letters can do…WO-man. (It’s sort of sounds like a moral voice of conscience most of us mortal men are not instinctually born with…WO-Man pay attention to what you’re doing.) What would we be without these smelly good, kind creatures? I have been exposed to just one Saturday class and I had enough fill of estrogen to have a lasting effect for the entire week (and I swear my boobies are larger.) I have found myself being less pedantic, logical and overbearing. I haven’t been feeling that guilty tinge that too often accompanies a slip of living up to my over hectic schedule. I’ve been slacking so I can spend less time producing and more time being. It’s weird how this metamorphosis has happened. I find my pace a little slower so I can enjoy the lively view of a park. I find my coffee gulps going down smaller as to enjoy every drip of my mocha’s vibrant broth topped with a creamy cloud of whip cream. As I type this, I feel all warm and fuzzy? My god what’s going to happen to me after this Saturday’s class??? As a testament to my new found solace of producing and being, I offer up my two slackified fake leads I wrote in today’s journalism class. They emphasis less with rigidy and more with creativity and imperfection.
Some might think 57 women’s shirts, 28 women’s polo shirts, 32 men’s polo shirts and 20 pair of men’s shorts sounds like a typical day of inventory for an outlet store. It wasn’t. That list worth $3,788.63 in merchandise is what was stolen from a Tommy Hilfiger store in broad daylight during a busy shopping day last Sunday.
Have you ever met a frustrated doctor? Then you probably watched as he lost all of his patients/patience. The National Board of Medical Examiners is attempting to better train physician’s people’s skills by giving medical students a test that will measure their patience, communication skills and listening skills.
One eight hour day and that’s all it took. One women’s study course and I had been altered enough to be a metaphysical guru. After all, man is only three small letters dwarfed by the importance of what two more powerful letters make. Just look at what two letters can do…WO-man. (It’s sort of sounds like a moral voice of conscience most of us mortal men are not instinctually born with…WO-Man pay attention to what you’re doing.) What would we be without these smelly good, kind creatures? I have been exposed to just one Saturday class and I had enough fill of estrogen to have a lasting effect for the entire week (and I swear my boobies are larger.) I have found myself being less pedantic, logical and overbearing. I haven’t been feeling that guilty tinge that too often accompanies a slip of living up to my over hectic schedule. I’ve been slacking so I can spend less time producing and more time being. It’s weird how this metamorphosis has happened. I find my pace a little slower so I can enjoy the lively view of a park. I find my coffee gulps going down smaller as to enjoy every drip of my mocha’s vibrant broth topped with a creamy cloud of whip cream. As I type this, I feel all warm and fuzzy? My god what’s going to happen to me after this Saturday’s class??? As a testament to my new found solace of producing and being, I offer up my two slackified fake leads I wrote in today’s journalism class. They emphasis less with rigidy and more with creativity and imperfection.
Some might think 57 women’s shirts, 28 women’s polo shirts, 32 men’s polo shirts and 20 pair of men’s shorts sounds like a typical day of inventory for an outlet store. It wasn’t. That list worth $3,788.63 in merchandise is what was stolen from a Tommy Hilfiger store in broad daylight during a busy shopping day last Sunday.
Have you ever met a frustrated doctor? Then you probably watched as he lost all of his patients/patience. The National Board of Medical Examiners is attempting to better train physician’s people’s skills by giving medical students a test that will measure their patience, communication skills and listening skills.
# posted by Nick D @ 10:08 PM 
