A Gout Out for the Mix Tape Universe

I despise spam letters polluting my in box. But here, I can't resist.

1. What time is it: 9:58pm

2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: I haven't checked. It should read Seren of Moon.

3. Nicknames: j-krayzee, acorn, moron.

4. Piercing: Reminds me of a bad acid trip where flesh was torn off my skeletal frame. But if you're talking about piercing as in what people do to pretty up their bodies, that's perfectly fine with me. Just don't stick me with anything, I usually have a problem with wearing jewelry of any kind due to an adversity to metal. Not metal as in Slayer, but metal as in that stuff that conducts electricity.

5. What is the most recent movie you've seen in the theater? That Willy Wonka re-make. Oompa Loompas are better orange.

6. Eye Color: Darkest brown, people often wonder whether I have pupils and ask to take a closer look.

7. Place of birth: Minneapolis, MN. At least that's what I say until they find out about my other worldly connections.

8. Favorite foods: Thai curry at Sapa.

9. Ever been to Africa: Not since reading the X-Men comics. Was I the only 11-year-old who was inspired spiritually by the character Storm?

10. Ever been toilet papering: 150+ rolls at Tom Cooley's house was the grand finale to a long career of vandalism in my early teens.

11. Love someone so much it made you cry: Love happens every day. Crying not so much, but let's just say I was the only guy in the theatre at the Ya-Ya Sisterhood Club.

12. Been in a car accident: There was the drunk guy, the Honda-load of young immigrants who hit the gas instead of the brake, the high school punk, and the bimbo skipping school. In all cases except one I was struck. Where I did the striking was due to someone deciding they could make it across four lanes of 70 MPH traffic. Serious lack of depth perception; luckily, nobody has ever been injured too badly.

13. Croutons or bacon bits: Neither. I prefer rabbit food without the pig or the refined flour.

14. Favorite day of the week: Friday. It's like being at the beginning of summer vacation, only it's called a weekend and it's much too short. Lately, I've also become hopelessly addicted to an awesome radio show on Radio 1190 (Testosterone Detox owns).

15. Favorite restaurant: Sapa because Yume rocks my world.

16. Favorite flower: I recently saw Adaptation so I have an appreciation for orchids now. Birds of Paradise are cool. So are those myriad wildflowers I can't name that grow in the fairy places of the world, like Olympic National Park or Crosby-Manitou State Park in MN.

17. Favorite sport to watch: I don't. Last sport I watched was the women's marathon during the 2004 summer Olympics. I was amazed.

18. Favorite drink: Before or after the jaegermeister?

19. Favorite ice cream: Formerly a nut for Ben and Jerry’s chocolate chip cookie dough, I'm now into any sinful treat with toffee (e.g. Heath blizzard).

20. Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney had a hand in bringing Hayao Mayazaki to the masses in the US. That has to make up for one or two of their 1000s of transgression against the animal kingdom (humans included).

21. Favorite fast food restaurant: Usually best avoided. Taco Bell sent me to the hospital in 1994, where I had 10" of my small intestine surgically removed. No shit. Er, bad pun.

22. What color is your bedroom carpet: Gag me, it's like this lame ass white color. Personally, I'd rather have a dirt floor and live in the woods than ever see carpet again.

23. How many times did you fail your driver's test: I passed the first time with a 64%. In MN, you need a 70%. Don't ask.

24. Before this one, from who did you get your last email: My dad, who doubles as my low-cost financial advisor, sent me some information about my frozen credit card. It's embarrassing when a $2.81 lattee won't clear on the plastic. Thanks to the cool rewards program, if I buy 30,000 cups of coffee, I'll get a free airline ticket. Bottoms up!

25. Which store would you max out your credit card: REI, right before I disappeared from civilization forever.

26. What do you do most often when you are bored: Besides try to keep caught up with Nick D's blog? I usually go for walks, read (Art of Happiness), write (dribble like this), or cool down with a video game (presently Guild Wars).

27. Bedtime: It should be 11:30 pm. Lately, I've been up as late as 2 am all too frequently. I am a night owl.

28. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest: If I sent this to my friends via email, I'd be verbally thrashed for all the times I've chided them about sending me spam.

29. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Marty.

30. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire: Glenn Danzig.

31. Favorite TV Shows: Last TV show I watched with any regularity was either ER or Star Trek: TNG. I'd like to catch up on some '90s cartoons ranging from Pinky and the Brain to The Family Guy.

32. Last person you went to dinner with: Uncle Roger, visiting Denver to receive some motivation training for post office employee managers. He talks more than I write here.

33. Ford or Chevy: Is that the latest martini fad?

34. What are you listening to right now: A husky, chewing food.

35. What is your favorite color: Green.

36. Lake, Ocean or river: I know what this is about, but I'll be honest: ocean.

37. How many tattoos do you have: My temple, my unblemished flesh. Never again will I blemish it with a passing whim or fancy, not even for the sake of art or Uma Thurman.

38. Time you finished this e-mail: 10:43pm. I spent 10 minutes proofing. Am I sick?

39. Which came first the chicken or the egg: The egg rules all, suck it up chick lovers.

40. How many people are you sending this email to: Hey, I did answer all the other questions truthfully: NONE.
 

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I'm not sure which one I sounded like..Bill or Ted...or both???